The Short Legend
$19.99
A sharp, shareable origin story for one glorious subject.
- 30-second documentary
- Cinematic narration
- One photo and your best facts
Personalized cinematic documentaries
Make their ordinary life feel legendary.
Send us a person, a photo, and the lore. We turn it into an ultra-serious 30–60 second documentary worthy of history—and the group chat.
Packages from $19.99 · Built for gifting and sharing
Tonight's premiere
Dad vs. The Lawn Mower: A 27-Year War
Dead serious about the details.
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Your facts and inside jokes drive the story
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Every film is personalized—not a name swap
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30–60 seconds, made to share at the big reveal
The production process
You provide the lore. We create the legend.
No scriptwriting required. A handful of true details and one ridiculous fact are all we need to make cinematic history.
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Name your legend
Share their name, a photo, personality, and a few facts—the wholesome, embarrassing, and strangely specific.
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Give us the immortal detail
The truck that never ran. The coffee habit. The family catchphrase. One inside joke becomes the spine of the story.
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Premiere the documentary
Reveal a tightly edited, cinematic mini-documentary with grave narration and increasingly unnecessary drama.
Made for the reveal
“For six years, Dave promised the truck would run. It did not.”
Perfectly dramatic for
BirthdaysBachelor partiesWeddingsRetirementsGraduationsFamily reunionsCoworker giftsPets
Choose the level of legend
A documentary for every degree of chaos.
Most cinematic
Extended Cinematic
$39.99
More drama, more lore, and more room for the joke to escalate.
- Up to 60 seconds
- Expanded story arc
- Additional cinematic scenes
The Full Roast
$59.99
A personalized documentary with the gloves tastefully removed.
- Full roast treatment
- Deeper personalization
- Maximum dramatic absurdity
Every legend starts as a group-chat story
Give us a person. We'll give you their documentary.
Turn the story everyone already tells about them into the film nobody will stop sharing.
Create a legend